Dear Trump Voter,
You know when someone in your life asks you questions that they already know the answer to, or ones where there is no good answer? Questions like:
“Why is the light still on in the basement?”
“Why did you put the good dishes in the dishwasher?”
“Why don’t we have any ice cream in the house?”
I just want to make sure that you know that all these questions I’m asking you are not rhetorical, I don’t know the answers; they’re not like the questions above. They’re sincere, genuine questions. Feel free to step in with your answers anytime.
Very truly yours,
Confused Coastal Elite